Inside is not a heart, but a kaleidoscope

thequeenmermaid:

bring them all back to life

Okay, so let me get this straight:

• These people were in an airplane that fell out of the sky for some reason
• Mark doesn’t have a scratch on him
• No one’s teeth are broken or anything
• Lexie’s eye shadow didn’t smudge
• Everyone’s hair looks pretty good
• Derek’s hair looks really good

…Seems legit to me.

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thequeenmermaid:

Beautiful OTP still continues to be beautiful.

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I need all the things to go the hell away.　

Forgot how much I hate working 9-5. I am actually incapable of being an adult.

sinisterkid8 replied to your post: thequeenmermaid replied to your photoset: This is…

Gonna tell him you won’t pay a buck till the hunting decorations are gone?

I should’ve known you would win the pun game. :-P

thequeenmermaid replied to your photoset: This is what I’m currently living with.  I haven’t…

…Oh dear. Is this a house you’re renting a room in?

I think you meant “oh deer”.  I’M SO PUNNY.

Anyway, they’re dorm style apartments, so my roommate and I have one room and then the guy who hunted the deer and owns everything else in the pictures is living in another room.  Luckily, he’s moving out soon.

This is what I’m currently living with.  I haven’t even met hunter boy yet, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that we’re not really going to get along.

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priea01 replied to your post: annikafagface: unfortunately being gay in real…

She reappears! I was like 2 hours away from sending a search party.

Hahaha sorry.  I definitely was SUPER busy this weekend and didn’t have much internet/down time.

thequeenmermaid:

to rename Grey’s Anatomy “Seattle is Really Fucking Unsafe and Everyone has Bad Luck.”

Motion seconded.

annikafagface:

unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet

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sarcasm-all-the-way asked: OMG I used to post as ANON, but I finally caved and got a tumblr so I could tell you how awesome your blog is :D

Awww you’re sweet. Thank you! I’m glad you’re no longer anon so we can get to know each other!

Coming out to your mom isn’t fun. Oh, and I need to stop forgetting tumblr isn’t real life, where homosexuality isn’t actually the norm.